Christmas Time is Pagan (Tune: Gloria)

Christmas time is here again
Decorations everywhere
Christmas carols ringing out
Gental Pagans, we don’t care.

Christmas time is Pagan!
Christmas time is Pagan!

Modern folks all celebrate
What they learned in Sunday School
In December, they don’t know
They are celebrating Yule!

Let them have their Christmas trees
Decked in red and green and blue
We rejoice at every one!
Christmas trees are pagan, too.

Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer
Fill your cup and quench your thirst
They think the tradition’s theirs
Wassail bowls were Pagan first.

Every door and window bears
Wreaths of holly, wreaths of pine
Circles represent the Sun
Every wreath is yours and mine.